Omegle Troll Tuesday #1

In the first installment of Omegle troll Tuesday, we troll, and end up failing at it, so funny that it can only be described as WIN.

My character
Sex: F
Age:18
Relationship Status: Single but recently broken up
Troll Strategy: Lure, cyber, reveal.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Asl?

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: Im M

You: I am a F

Stranger: Thats cool

Stranger: how old are you?;

You: 18

Stranger: Cool cool.

Stranger: How are you?

You: Good, but my BF dumped me

Stranger: Why's that?

You: He sayed, I am too easy :(

Stranger: Wtf?

You: I know, I didnt understand it either...

Stranger: Why would you be easy

You: IDK, I never cheated on him, except with that chick I went to school with

You: but he was cool with it

Stranger: Wow dick.

You: I know now I am stuck here all alone again, he paid my rent to

Stranger: Well that sucks. i guess.

You: Enough about me, how are you doing?

Stranger: Ehh im okay.

Stranger: College soon. so im excited.

Stranger: but im just bored.

You: I know how you feel, when I got my GED I had to wait like 2 months before classes started

Stranger: nice

Stranger: for what?

You: Just the class on how to study and all that BS, after I got done with that I started doing Psych

Stranger: nice

You: Do you use twitter?

Stranger: no.

Stranger: twitter is kinda lame.

You: I know its like facebook status without the comments X_X

Stranger: Yeahh

Stranger: So what do you do all day

You: I didnt have classes today, so I went out with my friends came back my ex left a note, and all his stuff was gone

Stranger: Wow.

You: He even took the fucking TV

Stranger: ha that sucks tv is important

Stranger: idk i would do without it

You: LOL I know Nothing like after a long day, just slipping into my PJ's and watching some VH1 classics

Stranger: haha yeah.

Stranger: i like do OTHER things after a long stressfull day

You: What kind of things *giggle*

Stranger: haha depends on if i have a person that i can do it with\

You: I know what you mean ;)

Stranger: haha going solo is fine to sometimes.

You: Sometimes, but others you just need someone real there...

Stranger: Yeah i know what you mean..

You: I was planning on doing some "OTHER" things with my boyfriend tonight, but now that he's gone I am kind of stuck

Stranger: Man that sucks.

Stranger: i know what you mean.

You: I mean if I wanted to I could get a booty call, but he also cancled my fucking phone bill to.

Stranger: Hmm he really had it out for you

You: Okay I'll be honest here, he didn't exactly now about me and my friend, but afterwards he said, he was cool with it as long as it wasnt with another guy

Stranger: hmmm

You: Like if you had a girlfriend and you walked in on her with another girl, would you get mad?

Stranger: Kinda

You: Now I feel kind of bad...

Stranger: Well its still cheating you know.

Stranger: but i dont think thats why he left.

Stranger: Maybe he realized that your too cool.

You: :) maybe, your a real sweetheart

Stranger: Well maybe that too haha

You: I wish I knew more guys like you. Most are just dicks.

Stranger: well their are but your probably only attracted to the dicks.

You: You are probably right, I should find a nice guy.

Stranger: Mmmhhmmm

You: That still doesnt fix my problem of not having a phone, a job, and being horny...but you made my day!

Stranger: haha thanks

Stranger: well i dont know if i can help you with your others problems...Dl

Stranger: D;

You: Do you wanna know the reason I came on here?

Stranger: whats that?

You: I came on here to cyber,

Stranger: Nice haha

Stranger: so imight be able to help

You: Maybe...:)

Stranger: what do you look like?

You: I have long dirty blonde hair and B cups, skinny. What do you look like

Stranger: Well im 6'1 brown hair and eyes i have some freckles and im pretty fit im a soccer player.

You: Athletic, very sexy.

Stranger: haha thanks

You: I am not very good at this kind of thing X_X

Stranger: haha me neither.

Stranger: Tell me in detail what you would do to me at first

You: Well I would kiss you, with light pecks then, I'd put my hand just slightly in your pants, to get your attention

Stranger: go on

You: Then I'd probably, i'd get your shirt off.

You: and then my hand would slowly start to wander, until I was holding your dick

Stranger: mmm not bad

You: Oh then I'd do one more thing

You: I'd tell you I am a 16 year old kid who was fucking with you for the last hour, because I was bored

Stranger: Sweet so your a guy?

You: XD yes

Stranger: Even better.

You: Touche

You have disconnected.