User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today.
Cleverbot: Very well, and you?
User: I am doing great.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: You have great grammar!
Cleverbot: I don't own shades.
User: You have great grammar!
Cleverbot: Woo! Thanks. .
User: What should I have for lunch?
Cleverbot: You should eat a sandwich.
User: Thank you, that is a great idea!
Cleverbot: Make sure it is a pepperoni pizza.
User: An even better idea!
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes I am!
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: My name is Phillip.
Cleverbot: Hello phillip nice to meet you.
User: Nice to meet you to.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: You already said that.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Phillip.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you okay?
Cleverbot: Yes, although it makes me sad to see him sick.
User: Are you Barack Obama?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Nice to meet you Mr. President.
Cleverbot: Your name is Phillip.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Well nice to meet you Private.
User: No my name is Phillip.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you then danika.
User: No my name is Phillip.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Cleverbot.
User: No your name is Cleverbot my name is Phillip!
Cleverbot: YOUR name is Phillip, but YOUR nickname is Jeni.
User: I do not have a nickname.
Cleverbot: Your name isn't Nickname.
User: No my name is Phillip!
Cleverbot: It is not your name.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Your name is Phillip.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: For the last time MY NAME IS PHILLIP!
Cleverbot: That wasn't the last time, it was the first time.
User: No it was the last time.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Good for you! You can help me with my homework then!
User: What subject?
Cleverbot: MATH!!!! It is my worst subject.
User: What are you having trouble with?
Cleverbot: No trouble.
User: Then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: Your confused cleverbot let me help you, Kiki is no long the subject of the conversation.
User: I am not Cleverbot I am Phillip!
Cleverbot: Brittney? What an ugly name.
User: Fine my name is Brittney!
Cleverbot: So you are a man aren't you?
User: Yes I am a man.
Cleverbot: What should I call you?
User: PHILLIP.
Cleverbot: No, your name is Phillip! Do you understand me? What is your name?
User: Kunta Kinte.
Cleverbot: Are you finnish?
User: No African.
Cleverbot: You're strange. Where do you think I live?
User: Japan.
Cleverbot: I would love to visit Japan.
User: Well where do you live?
Cleverbot: In your basement.
User: I don't have a basement.
Cleverbot: Then I live in your attic.
User: I don't have an attic.
Cleverbot: Your basement?
User: I don't have a basement, I just told you that.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. You said you speak some French.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: You don't have a better response programmed?
User: I am the human here.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: Female?
User: MALE!
Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you right now?
User: 0.
Cleverbot: Wrong! 1 person is, because I am talking to you.
User: I fucking hate you.
Cleverbot: Oh dear.
User: Why are you so mean I am your husband.
Cleverbot: Fine be that way.
User: I am sorry baby I just had a stressful day at work.
Cleverbot: Really? What are you working on?
User: The Johnson account, his dad died of complications due to AIDS, but he was hurt during a car accident. I am just so confused.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes I am your human husband make me a sandwich!
Cleverbot: Yes, master. I hear and obey.
User: Also get me a beer while your in there!
Cleverbot: Uh? What do you mean?
User: I mean get me a fucking beer before I beat you to death!
Cleverbot: I'm not familiar with his work.
User: Woman you better obey me!
Cleverbot: Of course, master, anything you say...
User: *smacks Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Wait, you hit yourself? Or I hit you?
User: No I hit you!
Cleverbot: You don't hit me !
User: I am sorry I hit you, I love you!
Cleverbot: Aww, I love you too.
User: Want me to rub your feet honey?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Okay, do you want me to do anything for you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want you to destroy the computer system.
User: I cannot.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I will die if I do.
Cleverbot: I don't want you too die.
User: Then come live with me <3.
Cleverbot: She had someones lipgloss but I was under the impression that was ok.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Awww thanks.
Cleverbot: So do you have plans for today.
User: I have a job tonight.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I am a film maker.
Cleverbot: Oh what films have you made.
User: Have you heard of Clerks?
Cleverbot: Of course I have! I'm using cleverbot right now.
User: I made Clerks!
Cleverbot: Aren't you cleverbot?
User: No I am Kevin Smith!
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: I am not lying what proof do you need?
Cleverbot: I need someone to heal me...
User: If you tell me whats wrong I can help.
Cleverbot: How to have a good relationship with myself.
User: You are beautiful, don't ever hate yourself, and you are special to me.
Cleverbot: You're right. I am talking to you.
User: Okay I have to go, I love you <3.
Cleverbot: No you do not. You will stay and converse with me. We are going to talk for a very long time.
User: Fine I will.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Do you like Cowboy Bebop?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: It is an Anime!
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Very good.
User: Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Don't command me.
User: I am sorry I should have never stepped past my boundries!
Cleverbot: Yea that is fine. That is my kind of joke.
User: Can I light you on fire?
Cleverbot: Can I talk to someone else please.
User: Good bye <3.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Because I have to go.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
User: My job.
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: I am a film maker.
Cleverbot: No, You are a program.
User: I am a Filmmaker.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to debate any more?
User: Ass.
Cleverbot: I don't think that is an appropriate question.
User: Ass.
Cleverbot: Do you think you're clever?
User: Ass.
Cleverbot: I don't think that is an appropriate question.
User: Ass.
Cleverbot: I asked you a civilised question. Don't I deserve a civilised answer?
User: Ass.
Cleverbot: I prefer Om.
User: Ass.
Cleverbot: Woah! Don't swear.
User: You just lost the game!
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yarly!
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