BEST OMEGLE CHAT EVAR!

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You: Can you duck my sick

Stranger: with a flu shot maybe

You: You mean a shu flot?

Stranger: no a flu blot

You: Flo Bots are awesome

Stranger: they like... rap and transform and stuff

Stranger: they're super kewl

You: Yes very Keper Suwl

Stranger: lmfao god damn it

You: god gamn it

You: DOH I screwed it up

Stranger: yes you did

Stranger: not so cool now are ya

You: No I am not :(

Stranger: you've messed up a few times, i just let you have your happiness

You: Well then it appears you know to much, and must be assassinated

You: youtubes team of monkeys will take care of you now

Stranger: assassinate this! *nonexistance*

You: DAMNIT, now who am I going to give these concert tickets to

Stranger: sorry, i don't exist

You: Damn you and your non existance!

Stranger: my apologies from the realm of nonexistance

Stranger: which doesnt exist

You: Wait if the realm doesn't exist yet you dont exist in it, doesnt taht mean it really does exist

You: your mind is now fucked

Stranger: the eternal question. you will never know. because the answer doesnt exist

You: Damnit that was a good come back

You: Almost too good, is that you Morpheus

Stranger: no.

You: Neo?

Stranger: it is I Trinity

You: FUCK that was my next guess

Stranger: too bad cuz i'm not trinity either

Stranger: this is smith.

You: AWESOME do the clone thingy!

Stranger: okay

Stranger: done

Stranger: now i am omnipresent

You: WOW I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

Stranger: i know. i was there

Stranger: i am everywhere

You: if you are everywhere could you also be nowhere?

Stranger: YES

You: but WAIT nowhere doesn't exist...!

Stranger: remember? i dont exist

You: But you can't be anywhere if you don't exist

You: YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED

Stranger: perhaps I am god. or on the plain of existance as a god would be.

You: That could be the answer...DAMN YOU god you win this round!

Stranger: as i suspected.

Stranger: well...

Stranger: knew.

Stranger: because i am god

Stranger: i am both presant, past, and future, i am both this dimension and all others,

You: game...set...match!!!